a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
Shake Shack, New York City
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I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.are you satan
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
oh my god hahahahahaha
I really like the word ensconce. It makes me happy on the rare occasions it is used.